Fierth’s Brian Mills sits down with revolutionary artist Christeene, As she lubes up for a return to the New York stage later this month at PUSSY FAGGOT ( see Below ). Christeene has been turning the world on its good ear with her hits liike “African Mayonaise” and the song that got her banned from youtube- ” Fix My Dick”. Her live performances are a sight to behold, spittingg sharply tuned lyrics and a flying butt plug or two.  Get to know CHRISTEENE

Christeene LIVE  at PUSSY FAGGOT – NYC – November 21, 2012 INFO HERE

Fierth: What is your name?

CHRISTEENE

Fierth: What is your motto?

Christeene: Play ta win dat nay nay

Fierth: How do you describe your work?

Christeene: Im here ta fuckin slap tha world across da face wit my shit and wake it da fuck up with some gooood time pain an celebration.

Fierth: What accomplishment are you most proud of ?

Christeene: I ate a steak wit RICK OWENS in Paris one nite

Fierth: What is the secret to success ?

Christeene: My boots my Boyz an my Pain

Fierth: What about your work frustrates you ?

Christeene: Not bein able to travel ass much ass I want too an meet new an fuckin amayzin people out derr in da world

Fierth: What do you like most about what you do?

Christeene: Sharin all diz majiik dat me an my boyz are puttin out an watchin da people eat it up and smile when dey done.

Fierth: How tall are you?

Christeene: Tall enuff to pee standin up

Fierth: How do you keep it real?

Christeene: Bein me

Fierth Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.

Christeene: Ridin bikes wit T Gravel an C Baby in Stockholm on a briyeeeet sunny day wit da wind in my hair

 Fierth: Where are you based , where do you call home ?

Christeene: My ass live in Austin Texas

Fierth: Describe your home in 6 words or less.

Christeene: Dry Cool Blue Chickenz Hidden Sexless

Fierth: How would your best friend describe you?

Christeene: pretty

Fierth: What are some qualities you value in your friends ?

Christeene: I trust my friendz

Fierth: If someone wrote a biography on your life , what do you think the title should be?

Christeene: Third Prize

Fierth: If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

Christeene: To learn too talk to animals!

Fierth: Have you ever felt hopeless? How did you get through it?

Christeene: I wrote a song

Fierth: What makes you angry ?

Christeene: sound checks

Fierth: What brings you the most joy?

Christeene: My Boyz an da people who like da shit we makin ferr da real reasons

 

Fierth: What motivates you in life?

Christeene: Da bruises on my kneez after a hard set on a good stage

Fierth: If you weren’t doing what you are doing now, what do you think you would be doing?

Christeene: Huh?

Fierth: Do you collect anything? If so, what?

Christeene: Puppies

Fierth: Do you have any obsessions right now?

Christeene: Bunnies

Fierth: If you could buy anything regardless of cost, what would you buy?

Christeene:uh airplane wit u pilot so i can brang it too da hole wide world

Fierth: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

Christeene: Da Oprah angelz

Fierth: The kids today …

Christeene: Make me wanna kick up sum dirt an scream an play

Fierth: What is your beauty secret ?

Christeene: Not havin one

Fierth: What is your favorite sound?

Christeene: Children sangin

Fierth: What is your “ Safety Word”?

Christeene: Huh?

Fierth: Who do you have your eye on right now ? ( up and coming talents )
Christeene: Double Duchess in San Fran iz da SHEEEET

Fierth: What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Christeene: Diz bear in San Fran gave me a lil matchbook he had decorated when we performed at FOLSOM ST FAIR and it had glitter on it an a picture uh a lil bear in a hardhat an I still got it an keep it by my mattress.

Fierth: Which places have you traveled to that you feel had changed your perspective of the world ?

Christeene: Berlin an Stockholm an paris…..an C Baby’s backyard, and da fellas in Toronto who throw da HOTNUTS partay..Proddy and Mary.

Fierth: What’s something about yourself that no one knows?

Christeene: Sumthin dat no one knowz

Fierth: Lets play a round of woerkd association quick fire , I am going to say a word , tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.

Christeene:

Bitch: Nancy grace

Money: Honey

Love: Is goooood

Unique: Phonique

Power: Will eat u up

Hate: Aint good

Moist: As a dawg

Sex: Aint wurth it

Dirt: Smellz good

God: Who?

Cozy: Puppies

Fame: I wanna live ferrrever

Funny: Lady

Best: Is worst

Good : Food

Bad: Huh

Worst: Turd

ME: Who?

Fierth: Leave us a quote to carry on with :

Christeene: U never know whooo gunna put eggz in dat chicken basket, so be good to dem chickenz yallz.

CHRISTEENE at Glasslands  Thanksgiving Eve

NEW YORK CITY